Once upon a time there was a small boy who didn't have any limbs except for his head, many would call this a disability, but he learned to get around it by bouncing everywhere he went. He was so efficient at bouncing, in fact, that he won the Olympic long distant gold mettle 143 times. One day Bobble Wobble (his name by the way) decided that he wanted to be more than just a bouncing bean, so he ran for president, he won unanimously for the first time in american history. He started a war with Canada, Mexico, and all the central american countries and eventually claimed north america for the U.S. But this wasn't good enough, so he nuked France and started World War IV (they skipped WWIII). After gaining the help and support of the army from Narnia, Mr. Wobble took over the world and formed a theocracy centered around the church of Jim Carrey.
The End.
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